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thefrogman:
First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bd851dc88dcfebd8bb68d9e99ee5785/tumblr_mmjpobknS31qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
Bit of a handful(based on http://theboywithgoldeneyes.tumblr.com/post/50991692920/gundamdick-deeeeaaan )
(Source: lokissocks)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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